Darth Vader, Darth Vader

DARTH VADER, DARTH VADER

Darth Vader, Darth Vader.

You wielded your light saber.

You chopped off his hand

and said "Son, see you later."

Darth Vader, Darth Vader

You were such a hater.

But in the end, you sent the Emperor

 to meet his maker.

Goop

GOOP

One day I walked into some slime

its effects on me took little time.

I grew another leg.

My body became my head.

I'm sorry I don't mean to whine.


[Sorry about the lack of posts...work is busy. It should slow down soon]

Me Hungry!

ME HUNGRY!

Me want food in my belly.

Me want worms mixed with jelly.

Me want spaghetti and fries,

topped with dried fish eyes.

How delicious stuffed in ravioli.

Me want something delicious to eat.

Some smelly, sticky, rancid treat.

Like rotten apple pies,

the sweet larva of flies.

Oh, this meal sounds so close to complete.

This meal is almost done!

Now we're having some fun!

Raw meat on a stick

like a blood sucker I will lick.

This is a perfect meal for one.

Doodles

I'm trying to take my time on the digital art.  So in the mean time, I'll post some daily doodles I do.  

You may see some reoccurring characters as doodles and then finalized into digital art.  YAY!

And yes, they'll come with fun poems.

  

This guy was inspired by Eddie Steeples character from My Name is Earl.  I don't watch the show but I passed by channel surfing and liked his look!

I'm trying to draw structures more...to practice perspective.  No redo, just pen.

No-Brainer

NO-BRAINER

He swam in the ocean.

He was free.

Now he's stuck

in an alien she.

Thing

THING

Scruffy, hairy, smelly Thing.

With big white fangs, you looked so mean.

From the pound, your record clean.

Said you wouldn't hurt anything.

Is that a human arm you're eating?

His Mustache

HIS MUSTACHE
His mustache is why people like him.

His mustache is what gives him strength.

His mustache is why he knows many things.

In his mustache, he has faith.

But one day his mustache fell off.

And in a depression he did fall.

For his mustache was what defined him.

With it, he thought he had it all.

His friends came to visit,

But he did shut them out.

"They only liked me for my mustache, " he said.

He was full of doubt.

Then one night he had a dream.

An angel appeared and spoke by his bed,

"It's not the mustache that makes a man,

It's the man inside instead."

And so he woke the very next day

and took a walk outside.

His friends were happy to see him.

"We miss you and love you!" They cried.

A valuable lesson, he did learn.

He swears by it to this day.

It never really was his mustache,

that gave him an edge in any way.

Apple Of My Eye

APPLE OF MY EYE

I have a pet worm named Stanley.

I didn't find him, he found me.

You see,

one day I was walking by,

he tried to burrow through an apple,

but really it was my eye.

Owl Tattoo

OWL TATTOO

Of all the tattoos

there are many for you to choose.

You can get a phoenix surrounded by fire,

or, around your arm, a barbed wire.

A tattoo on your back,

eight-ball colored in black!

a midnight cat,

a green top hat,

a welcome mat

on your right lat.

Big
Small

you can get it all!

colors like leaves in the fall

but be careful they turn dull

But no.

There's only one that you want

for you to flaunt.

You want this owl tattoo.

Chompy the Monstey

CHOMPY THE MONSTEY

He's got giant sharp teeth

that are brighter than day.

If you pass him on the streets,

 don't be afraid 

His fur is soft

and he gives big hugs.

He's gentle and soothing

like hot chocolate in a mug.

Sorry I've been away for so long. I wish I had a better excuse other than laziness, but it's pretty much just that. Here's a monster I did out of gouache and colored pencil.  Enjoy!