Thursday, September 29, 2011


Scruffy, hairy, smelly Thing.
With big white fangs, you looked so mean.

From the pound, your record clean.
Said you wouldn't hurt anything.

Is that a human arm you're eating?

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

His Mustache

His mustache is why people like him.
His mustache is what gives him strength.
His mustache is why he knows many things.
In his mustache, he has faith.

But one day his mustache fell off.
And in a depression he did fall.
For his mustache was what defined him.
With it, he thought he had it all.

His friends came to visit,
But he did shut them out.
"They only liked me for my mustache, " he said.
He was full of doubt.

Then one night he had a dream.
An angel appeared and spoke by his bed,
"It's not the mustache that makes a man,
It's the man inside instead."

And so he woke the very next day
and took a walk outside.
His friends were happy to see him.
"We miss you and love you!" They cried.

A valuable lesson, he did learn.
He swears by it to this day.
It never really was his mustache,
that gave him an edge in any way.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Apple Of My Eye

I have a pet worm named Stanley.
I didn't find him, he found me.

You see,
one day I was walking by,
he tried to burrow through an apple,
but really it was my eye.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Owl Tattoo


Of all the tattoos
there are many for you to choose.

You can get a phoenix surrounded by fire,
or, around your arm, a barbed wire.

A tattoo on your back,
eight-ball colored in black!
a midnight cat,
a green top hat,
a welcome mat
on your right lat.

you can get it all!
colors like leaves in the fall
but be careful they turn dull

But no.
There's only one that you want
for you to flaunt.
You want this owl tattoo.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Chompy the Monstey

He's got giant sharp teeth
that are brighter than day.
If you pass him on the streets,
 don't be afraid 

His fur is soft
and he gives big hugs.
He's gentle and soothing
like hot chocolate in a mug.

Sorry I've been away for so long. I wish I had a better excuse other than laziness, but it's pretty much just that. Here's a monster I did out of gouache and colored pencil.  Enjoy!