Showing posts with label cartoon. Show all posts
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Monday, November 28, 2011

Darth Vader, Darth Vader


DARTH VADER, DARTH VADER

Darth Vader, Darth Vader.
You wielded your light saber.
You chopped off his hand
and said "Son, see you later."

Darth Vader, Darth Vader
You were such a hater.
But in the end, you sent the Emperor
 to meet his maker.







Thursday, October 13, 2011

Me Hungry!


ME HUNGRY!

Me want food in my belly.
Me want worms mixed with jelly.
Me want spaghetti and fries,
topped with dried fish eyes.
How delicious stuffed in ravioli.

Me want something delicious to eat.
Some smelly, sticky, rancid treat.
Like rotten apple pies,
the sweet larva of flies.
Oh, this meal sounds so close to complete.

This meal is almost done!
Now we're having some fun!
Raw meat on a stick
like a blood sucker I will lick.
This is a perfect meal for one.


Tuesday, September 27, 2011

His Mustache





HIS MUSTACHE
His mustache is why people like him.
His mustache is what gives him strength.
His mustache is why he knows many things.
In his mustache, he has faith.

But one day his mustache fell off.
And in a depression he did fall.
For his mustache was what defined him.
With it, he thought he had it all.

His friends came to visit,
But he did shut them out.
"They only liked me for my mustache, " he said.
He was full of doubt.

Then one night he had a dream.
An angel appeared and spoke by his bed,
"It's not the mustache that makes a man,
It's the man inside instead."

And so he woke the very next day
and took a walk outside.
His friends were happy to see him.
"We miss you and love you!" They cried.

A valuable lesson, he did learn.
He swears by it to this day.
It never really was his mustache,
that gave him an edge in any way.